I’ve thought about opening up a storefront business:
*Psalm reader*
We’re open-c’mon in!!!
Have your Psalm read!
See the future and the past!!!

~An unregenerate comes in: Hi, can you read my Psalm?
Sure. Do you believe in Christ?
Uh, no….why?
You want me to read your Psalm?
Yea, thats why I’m here!
OK. Here’s what Psalm 51 says:

“7Cleanse me with hyssop, and I will be clean;
wash me, and I will be whiter than snow.
8Let me hear joy and gladness;
let the bones you have crushed rejoice.
9Hide your face from my sins
and blot out all my iniquity.”

Unless you repent and turn to Christ, you will likewise perish…..

Uh, thanks.